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2016-06-05
ONLY A SOUTH AFRICAN WILL UNDERSTAND


Only a South African will understand.

 

Monitor

 Keeping an eye on the braai 

Download

 Get the firewood off the bakkie 

Hard drive

 Trip back home without any cold beer 

Keyboard

 Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys 

Window

 What you shut when it's cold 

Screen

 What you shut in the mosquito season 

Byte

 What mosquitoes do 

Bit

 What mosquitoes did 

Mega Byte

 What mosquitoes at the dam do 

Chip

 A bar snack 

Micro Chip

 What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips 

Modem

 What you did to the lawns 

Dot Matrix 

 Oom Jan Matrix's wife 

Laptop

 Where the cat sleeps 

Software

 Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC 

Hardware

 Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers 

Mouse 
Mouse Pad

 What eats the grain in the shed 
Where the mouse takes the grain it does not eat

Mainframe

 What holds the shed up 

Web

 What spiders make 

Web Site

 The shed (or under the verandah) 

Cursor

 The old bloke what swears a lot 

Search Engine 

 What you do when the bakkie won't go 

Yahoo

 What you say when the bakkie does go 

Upgrade

 A steep hill 

Server

 The person at the pub that brings out the lunch 

Mail Server

 The bloke at the pub that brings out the lunch 

User

 The neighbour that keeps borrowing things 

Network

 When you have to repair your fishing net 

Internet

 Complicated fish net repair method 

Netscape

 When fish maneuvers out of reach of net 

Online

 When you get the laundry hung out 

Off Line

 When the pegs don't hold the washing up

Floppy Drive                                 When you take your plaas wekkas (workers) to the clinic . .

Blog                                               A shortened version of Braai Log
Virus                                              The reason your wekkas go on a floppy drive to the clinic
Anti virus                                      The medication the wekkas get at the clinic
Virus protection                            Free condoms for the wekkas at the clinic
Stiffy                                               What happens to the wekkas when the anti-virus doesn’t wek

 

 

 

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